Me: Today I got chased by a clown driving a green van, I met Lady Gaga on the bus, and I won the lottery.
Followers: Ew she's so boring. Let's ignore her
Tumblr famous person: I just ate a chip
Followers: OMG WHAT TYPE OF CHIPS WHAT FLAVOUR WERE THEY AND WHERE DID YOU BUY THEM FROM OMG YOU'RE SO COOL I FEEL SO HONOURED TO BE EVEN FOLLOWING YOU!