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I would like to travel the world with you twice. Once, to see the world.
Twice, to see the way you see the world.
– (via underallthis)

breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

officialunitedstates:

venom-love:

officialunitedstates:

I feel like there needs to be more words that start with x.  X really got the short end of the stick here.  X is a nice letter and deserves more material to work with

you ended the sentence with a preposition

you must be fun at hardees

oreides:

the-vashta-nerada:

when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking



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